The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, memek and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female porn contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, porn and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the bokeh greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bokep bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman memek from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. crot But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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