The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to crot the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the bokeh orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, porn and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman porn is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not crot fearing for memek a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors bokeh regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their bokeh energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. memek They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, crot and bokeh crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new bokep study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance memek the orgasm is being faked (Stock porn Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you porn get a bloomin’ move on. porn ‘ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech bokep like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said bokeh in 2014 bokeh after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely crot reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation crot of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they memek were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokep the need to advertise. bokep But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokep bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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